A Greek-American joke… for a change…

Ένα χαριτωμένο… Ελληνοαμερικάνικο ανέκδοτο από το φίλο του «ID» ΧΒ. Χρειάζεται να  ξεφεύγουμε λίγο από τις πρωτοφανείς ανασφάλειες που όλοι αντιμετωπίζουμε. Απολαύστε το, τα αγγλικά του είναι πολύ απλά. One Sunday morning Vasssili burst into the living room and said: – “Kalimera, Mama, Baba!” I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in the Khorio. She lives a block away and her name is Katina. After dinner, Vassili’s dad took him aside and said to him: – Vre Pedimou, I have to talk with you… Your mother and I have been married for 30 years. She’s a wonderful wife but she has never been any good in bed, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Katina is actually your half-sister, and I’m afraid you can’t marry her! Vassili was heart-broken! After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced to his parents: – Mama – Baba, “Eleni said yes! We’re getting married in June.” Again his father insisted on another “private conversation” and broke the sad news: – “Vre pedimou, Eleni is your half-sister too… I’m awfully sorry about this.” Vassili was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news:  – “Vre Mama, o Babas ehi… pari olo to xorio… I am afraid I’m never going to get married,” he complained… “Every time I fall in love with a girl, Baba tells me that  the girl is my half-sister.” Vassili’s mother just shook her head and said:

– “Don’t pay any attention my son to what that… malaka says… Vassilakimou, He’s not really your father… so go ahead and marry any girl you want…